Computers, Software, Web, Windows

Dating in Hell

I can write SQL queries better than you. I like to make arrogant assumptions like the one I just stated because I enjoy the feeling of trampling your soul. All that time you spent carefully formatting your code so that it makes sense to you and other coworkers was completely wasted. It does look pretty and organized and it is easy to read, but I think I will take all your formatting and FUCK IT. After I do that, I think that I will randomly drop columns you chose to pull back in sub queries because it doesn’t really fit into my plans. You will thank me later when you see how simple it is to write a website. Sure, it might not work in the way you think it should, but I stopped caring about how you feel a long time ago.

Hi, I’m Visual Studio 2005 SP1 and I am important. Give me a ring if you are interested.

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