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I would like to thank Jacob Peppers for pointing out the following comparison:

There is a war going on between the Vampires and Lichen. The Vampires are Apple users, and they have the ability to bite others and make them into followers. Don’t deny this – I have seen it in action. John is practically Dracula. The other camp is the Lichens. They are the Linux users of the world are are trying to establish some respect. The Lichens struggle amongst themselves for control as the dominate bloodline. All the while, Windows users are the food of the two species, unaware that there is a higher battle raging on. I am sure that the comparison between Operating Systems and unnatural beasts can go on, but I would like to make one final comparison:

Vampires look good in black leather, and have pretty silver bullets (eye candy), but a Lichen can still (with no style or grace) rip your head off and shove it up your ass. That one is for you CJ 🙂